The Curse Of The Black Pearl script

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL

SCENE 1: Elizabeth's Dream

[the eighteenth century; the Caribbean; the ship of British Royal Navy sails in a fog]

Young Elizabeth: [standing at the bow of a ship and singing softly] ...we pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up… [Gibbs scares her putting his hand on her shoulder]

Gibbs: Quiet, Missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don’t want to bring them down on us now, do you?

Norrington: Mr Gibbs, that will do!

Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.

Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.

Gibbs: Aye, Lieutenant. It’s bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one.

Young Elizabeth: I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves – a short drop and a sudden stop. [Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]

Governor: Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervour, but I’m… I’m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.

Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann.

Young Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.

Governor: Yes, that’s what concerns me.

Young Elizabeth: [looks overboard and sees a parasol and then a piece of wreckage with a boy on it in the water] Look, a boy! There’s a boy in the water!

Norrington: Man overboard! Man the ropes. Fetch a hook. Haul him aboard. [they get a boy on board] He’s still breathing.

Gibbs: [spots a burning ship] Mary, Mother of God!

Governor: What happened here?

Norrington: It’s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.

Gibbs: A lot of good it did them. Everyone’s thinking it, I’m just saying it – pirates!

Governor: There’s no proof of that. It was probably an accident.

Norrington: Rouse the captain immediately! Heave to and take in sail. Launch the boats.

Governor: Elizabeth, I want you to accompany the boy. He’ll be in your charge. Take care of him. [she nods and walks over to the boy]

Young Elizabeth: [Will awakes and is terrified] It’s okay. My name is Elizabeth Swann.

Young Will: Will Turner.

Young Elizabeth: I’m watching over you, Will. [Will faints; she notices a medallion on his neck and examines it] You’re a pirate! [hides it when Norrington approaches]

Norrington: Has he said anything?

Young Elizabeth: His name is William Turner, that’s all I found out.

Norrington: [to sailors] Take him below.

[Elizabeth studies the medallion closer and on looking up spots a ship with the black sails and the Jolly Roger flying at its mast; the dream ends]

SCENE 2: Morning in Governor's House

[Elizabeth awakes in her bed and decides to take out the medallion from a hiding place in the bureau drawer; she puts the medallion on; there’s a knock on the door]

Governor: Elizabeth! Are you alright? Are you decent?

Elizabeth: [throws on a robe and hides medallion in the bodice of her nightgown] Yes… yes!

Governor: Still abed at this hour? [a maid opens the curtains and the window] It’s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals a dress]

Elizabeth: Oh, it’s beautiful!

Governor: Isn’t it?

Elizabeth: May I inquire as to the occasion?

Governor: Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? [to maids] Go on. Actually, I… I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.

Elizabeth: The ceremony?

Governor: Captain Norrington’s promotion ceremony.

Elizabeth: I knew it!

Governor: Commodore Norrington, as he’s about to become! Fine gentleman, don’t you think? He fancies you, you know. [the maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset] Elizabeth? How’s it coming?

Elizabeth: It’s difficult to say.

Governor: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London.

Elizabeth: [she speaks with difficulty] Well, women in London must’ve learned not to breathe.

Servant: [enters] My Lord, you have a visitor.

[in the hall Will studies a sconce and on touching it a piece comes off in his hand; he buries it in the vase that’s holding canes and umbrellas]

Governor: [walks downstairs] Ah, Mr Turner, good to see you again.

Will: Good day, sir. I have your order. [opens a case and takes out the sword] The blade is folded steel, that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. If I may? [balances the sword] Perfectly balanced. The tang is nearly the full width of the blade. [flips the sword and presents it gracefully to Governor]

Governor: [takes the sword] Impressive, very impressive. Ah, now Commodore Norrington is going to be very pleased with this. Do pass my compliments on to your Master.

Will: [after a slight hesitation] I shall. A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated.

Governor: [Elizabeth walks downstairs] Ah, Elizabeth! You look absolutely stunning.

Elizabeth: Will! It’s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.

Will: About me?

Governor: Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to…?

Elizabeth: About the day we met, do you remember?

Will: How could I forget, Miss Swann?

Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?

Will: At least once more, Miss Swann. As always.

Governor: There, see? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going. Farewell.

Elizabeth: [seems to be offended] Good day, Mr Turner.

Governor: Come along.

Will: Good day… [Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will is trailing after them; they leave in a carriage] …Elizabeth.

SCENE 3: Jack's Arrival at Port Royal

[Jack stands on the mast of his boat; spotting that it’s filling up with water, he jumps down to bail it out; he notices three pirate skeletons hanging with a sign ‘pirates ye be warned’ and pays homage to them; he reaches the port arousing a lot of interest, his boat is sinking lower and lower until he is at the dock and is able to simply walk off the mast of his boat]

Harbormaster: What? Hold up there, you. It’s a shilling to tie up your boat to the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.

Jack: [hands him three shillings] What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name?

Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith.

[Jack walks away, sees Harbormaster’s money pouch and takes it]

SCENE 4: Jack Sparrow vs Murtogg & Mullroy

[Norrington’s promotion ceremony]

Man: [to soldiers] Two paces… march! Right about… face! Present arms! [Norrington walks to get his promotion; unsheathes his new sword]

[at the dock, Jack is looking round]

Murtogg: [spots Jack] This dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack: I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [tries to continue on his way but is again thwarted] Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

Jack: It’s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a… a ship like that [points at the Dauntless] makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there’s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack: I’ve heard of one. It’s supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable… the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Well… there’s no real ship that can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy: No, no, it’s not.

Murtogg: Yes, it is, I’ve seen it.

Mullroy: You’ve seen it?

Murtogg: Yes.

Mullroy: You haven’t seen it.

Murtogg: Yes, I have.

Mullroy: You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: No.

Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you’re saying? [Jack slips away while they banter]

Murtogg: [nods] No.

Mullroy: Like I said… there’s no real ship that can match the Interceptor. [notices Jack at the helm of the Interceptor]

Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there! [they both board the Interceptor and point their weapons at Jack]

Mullroy: You don’t have permission to be aboard there, mate.

Jack: I’m sorry, it’s just… it’s such a pretty boat… ship.

Murtogg: What’s your name?

Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.

Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr Smith?

Murtogg: Yeah. And no lies.

Jack: Well, then I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.

Murtogg: I said no lies!

Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth, even if he told it to you.

SCENE 5: Unfortunate Fall & Captain's Escape

[on the battlements of the fort]

Norrington: May I have a moment? You look lovely, Elizabeth. I apologize if I seem forward but I… must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved – a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: I can’t breathe.

Norrington: Yes, I’m a bit nervous myself. [Elizabeth faints and falls over the battlement]

Jack: [talking to the guards on the Interceptor] …and then they made me their chief. [they notices somebody falls into the water]

Norrington: Elizabeth? [notices that Elizabeth has fallen] Elizabeth! [makes to jump in after her]

Gillette: [stops him] The rocks! Sir, it’s a miracle she missed them!

Jack: [to guards] Will you be saving her then?

Mullroy: I can’t swim.

Jack: [glances at both of them] Pride of the King’s Navy you are! [hands the guards his effects] Do not lose these. [dives in to save Elizabeth]

Murtogg: [suddenly, the weather changes – the medallion calls to the Black Pearl] What was that? [helps Jack with Elizabeth] I got her.

Mullroy: Not breathing!

Jack: Move! [cuts the corset open; Elizabeth regains consciousness]

Mullroy: I never would have thought of that.

Jack: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore. [to Elizabeth, noticing the medallion on her neck] Where did you get that?

Norrington: [to Jack, pointing his sword at him] On your feet.

Governor: [helps Elizabeth up] Elizabeth! Are you alright?

Elizabeth: Yes, I’m fine.

Governor: [glances at Murtogg who holds Elizabeth’s corset; he points at Jack] Shoot him!

Elizabeth: Father! Commodore! Do you really intend to kill my rescuer?

Norrington: I believe thanks are in order. [offers his hand to shake; reveals ‘P’ on Jack’s forearm] Had a brush with the East India Trading Company, did we, pirate?

Governor: Hang him!

Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons. [reveals a tattoo of a sparrow in flight] Well, well… Jack Sparrow, isn’t it?

Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir.

Norrington: Well, I don’t see your ship… ‘Captain’.

Jack: I’m in the market, as it were.

Murtogg: He said he’d come to commandeer one.

Mullroy: I told you he was telling the truth. These are his, sir. [hands him Jack’s effects]

Norrington: [studying Jack’s effects] No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point north. [unsheathes Jack’s sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

Jack: But you have heard of me.

Elizabeth: [Jack is pulled along to be tie with chains] Commodore, I really must protest.

Norrington: Carefully, Lieutenant.

Elizabeth: Pirate or not, this man saved my life.

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.

Jack: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Norrington: Indeed. [Gillette moves away from Jack]

Jack: Finally. [throws his irons around Elizabeth’s neck]

Governor: No, don’t shoot!

Jack: I knew you’d warm up to me. Commodore Norrington, my effects, please. And my hat. Commodore! [to Elizabeth] Elizabeth. It is Elizabeth, isn’t it?

Elizabeth: It’s Miss Swann.

Jack: Miss Swann, if you’d be so kind. Come, come, dear, we don’t have all day. Now, if you’ll be very kind. [she puts on his hat, straps on his sword, pistol, etc.] Easy on the goods, darling.

Elizabeth: You’re despicable.

Jack: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, we’re square. [to everyone assembled] Gentlemen, my lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow! [pushes Elizabeth away and escapes swinging around and landing on a beam above their heads]

Governor: Now, will you shoot him?

Norrington: Open fire! [Jack is shot at] On his heels. [Jack throws his chains about a rope and slides down to the ground]

Man: Take cover, man.

Norrington: Gillette, Mr Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows. I would hate him to miss it.

Soldier: [the soldiers run around searching for Jack] Search up the stairs. Look lively, men.

SCENE 6: Swordfight

[Jack enters Mr Brown’s smithy]

Jack: [sees drunk and sleeping Mr Brown and pokes him to see if he’ll awaken] Whoa! [tries to get rid of the irons with a hammer but it doesn’t work; uses the red hot end of a metal rod to spur the donkey; succeeds in breaking the link between the irons by putting them on two turning wheels in the machinery powered by the donkey; hides when Will enters]

Will: [calms the donkey; sees Brown] Right where I left you. [sees a hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack’s hat and reaches for it; Jack enters with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.

Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Jack: Ah! Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you excuse me… [turns away and is about to leave when Will takes a sword] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?

Will: You threatened Miss Swann.

Jack: Only a little. [they parry] You know what you’re doing, I give you that. Excellent form. But how’s your footwork? If I step here… [he steps] Very good. And now I step again… Ta. [sheathes his sword and walks to the door; Will throws a sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick. Except, once again you are between me and my way out. And now… you have no weapon. [Will takes out another sword; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks at the swords gathered in the smithy]

Will: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!

Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate I can kill him! [they continue their swordfight; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with a soot; takes out his pistol and points it at Will while he protects his eyes] You cheated!

Jack: Pirate! [hears the soldiers trying to break the door down] Move away!

Will: No.

Jack: Please, move.

Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.

Jack: This shot is not meant for you. [Mr Brown hits Jack on the head with a bottle of alcohol and he falls unconscious]

Soldier: [breaking in the door] There he is! Over here!

Norrington: Excellent work, Mr Brown. You’ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.

Mr Brown: Just doing my civic duty, sir.

Norrington: [to soldiers] Well, I trust that you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.

SCENE 7: The Black Pearl

[in the jail]

Prisoners: [whistling and waving a bone to the dog that has the keys to the cells in its jaws] Come here, boy. Nice juicy bone. Come here. Come on.

Jack: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.

Prisoner: Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.

[in Elizabeth’s bedroom]

Maid: There you go, Miss. [puts a bed warmer between the sheets] It was a difficult day for you, I’m sure.

Elizabeth: I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit I wasn’t entirely prepared for it.

Maid: Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate! Sounds terrifying.

Elizabeth: Oh, yes, it was terrifying.

Maid: But… the Commodore proposed. Fancy that, that’s a smart match, Miss, if it’s not too bold to say.

Elizabeth: It is a smart match. He’s a fine man. He’s what any woman should dream of marrying.

Maid: Well, that Will Turner… he’s a fine man, too.

Elizabeth: That is too bold.

Maid: Well, begging your pardon, Miss. It was not my place. [leaves; suddenly the candle, which lights the bedroom, goes out]

[meanwhile Will is hammering a new sword; feeling that something strange happens, he opens the window and looks out to the deserted street; Governor Swann and Norrington are walking on top of the Fort]

Governor: Has my daughter given you an answer yet?

Norrington: No, she hasn’t.

Governor: Well, she has had a very trying day. Ghastly weather, don’t you think?

Norrington: Bleak, very bleak.

Governor: [hears a cannon fire] What’s that?

Norrington: Cannon fire! [tackles Governor] Return fire!

[in the jail]

Jack: I know those guns. [looks out of his barred window] It’s the Pearl.

Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

[the guns of the Black Pearl are destroying the battlements, the pirates are coming ashore in boats; Will takes up a sword, a hatchet and a knife to fight with the invading pirates; Commodore and the soldiers are trying to beat the pirates off on the battlements]

Norrington: Sight the muzzle flash.

Man: Aim for the flashes!

Norrington: I need a full spread, fore and aft. Mr Stevens, more cartridges. [to Governor] Mr Governor, barricade yourself in my office. That’s an order!

[Will saves a maid by killing a pirate with his hatchet; in Governor’s house the pirates are running through the gates an knocking on the door]

Elizabeth: [to butler] Don’t! [the butler opens the door]

Pintel: Hello, chum. [shoots the butler; the pirates swarm into the house]

Ragetti: Up there! [Elizabeth runs upstairs and locks the door of her room]

Maid: Miss Swann, they’ve come to kidnap you!

Elizabeth: What?

Maid: You’re the governor’s daughter.

Man: In there!

Elizabeth: They haven’t seen you. Hide and the first chance you get, run to the fort. [Pintel and Ragetti break into the room; she hits Pintel in the face with the bed warmer]

Ragetti: Gotcha! [catches Elizabeth and she releases ashes onto his head] No! It’s hot! I’m burning!

Pintel: [to Ragetti] Come on! [the maid escapes; Elizabeth is cornered on the stairs and while the pirates are distracted by one of their own being taken out by a cannon she runs away and barricades herself in a chamber; Elizabeth tries to get a sword out but is unable; Pintel and Ragetti break the door] We know you’re here, Poppet.

Ragetti: Poppet.

Pintel: Come out and we promise we won’t hurt you. We will find you, Poppet. You’ve got something of ours and it calls to us. The gold calls to us.

Ragetti: The gold… [Elizabeth looks at the medallion]

Pintel: ‘Ello, Poppet. [opens the door of the closet]

Elizabeth: Parley!

Ragetti: What?

Elizabeth: Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the Brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you have to take me to your captain.

Pintel: I know the Code.

Elizabeth: If an adversary demands parley, you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.

Ragetti: To blazes with the Code.

Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she’ll go without a fuss. We must honour the Code.

[on the street Will is fighting with Grapple]

Grapple: [holding Will defenseless] Say goodbye! [a sign falls on him]

Will: Goodbye.

Elizabeth: [is led to the Black Pearl] Will!

Pintel: [to Elizabeth] Come on!

Will: [spots them] Elizabeth! [sees the same pirate he killed with his hatchet and is confused]

Pirate: Out of my way, scum. [knocks Will on the head; he faints]

[in jail a hole is blown in a cell but not in a Jack’s one]

Prisoner: [to Jack] My sympathies friend. You’ve no matter of luck at all. [escapes with the rest]

Jack: [picks up the bone and whistles] Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and old Jack, come on. Come on. That’s it, good boy, come on! Get a bone. Take it! Come on, a bit closer, bit closer. That’s it, that’s it, doggy. Come on, you filthy, slimy, mangy character! [there’s a crash downstairs and the dog runs away] No, no, no, don’t do it. No, no, no, no, no, I didn’t mean it. I didn’t... [the prison guard is thrown down the stairs]

Twigg: [walks downstairs and looks round] This ain’t the armoury.

Koehler: Well, well, well, look what we have here, Twigg – Captain Jack Sparrow.

Twigg: [spits] Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren’t improved much.

Jack: Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. [Koehler grabs Jack’s throat; he sees skeletal arm] So there is a curse. That’s interesting.

Koehler: You know nothing of Hell. [they leave]

Jack: That’s very interesting.

SCENE 8: Elizabeth vs Barbossa

[Elizabeth is rowed to the Black Pearl; they reach the board]

Bo’sun: I didn’t know we were taking on captives.

Pintel: She’s invoked the right of parley with Captain Barbossa.

Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate… [is slapped by Bo’sun]

Bo’sun: You will speak when spoken to.

Barbossa: [grabs Bo’sun’s wrist] And ye’ll not lay a hand on those under the protection of parley.

Bo’sun: Aye, sir.

Barbossa: Apologies, Miss…

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.

Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss. We’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?

Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.

Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request… means ‘no’.

Elizabeth: Very well. I’ll drop it. [dangles the medallion overboard]

Barbossa: Me holds are bursting with swag and that bit of shine matters to us? Why?

Elizabeth: It’s what you’ve been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England.

Barbossa: Did you know?

Elizabeth: Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there’s no point in me keeping it. [drops the medallion a bit and the pirates lunge forward]

Barbossa: No! …Ah. [chuckles] You have a name, Missy?

Elizabeth: Elizabeth… Turner. I’m a maid in the Governor’s household.

Barbossa: Miss Turner!

Pintel: Bootstrap!

Barbossa: And how has a maid come to own a trinket such as that. Family heirloom, perhaps?

Elizabeth: I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean.

Barbossa: Very well, you hand it over and we’ll put your town to our rudder and never return. [Elizabeth hands the medallion over, he hands it on to the monkey]

Elizabeth: Our bargain? [Barbossa walks away from her]

Bo’sun: Still the guns and stow them. Signal the men, sight the flash and make good to clear port.

Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the order of the Brethren…

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate’s Code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner!

SCENE 9: Jack & Will's Agreement

[Will awakes on the street in the morning; he runs to the fort]

Will: They’ve taken her. They’ve taken Elizabeth.

Norrington: [studying a map] Mr Murtogg, remove this man.

Will: We have to hunt them down, we must save her.

Governor: And where do you propose we start? If you have any information concerning my daughter, please, share it.

Murtogg: That Jack Sparrow. He talked about the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Mentioned it, is more what he did.

Will: Ask him where it is! Make a deal with him. He could lead us to it.

Norrington: No. The pirates who invaded this fort left Sparrow locked in his cell, ergo they are not his allies. Governor, we will establish their most likely course and…

Will: [buries hatchet in the table] That’s not good enough!

Norrington: Mr Turner, you are not a military man, you are not a sailor. You are a blacksmith. And this is not the moment for rash actions. Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for Elizabeth. [hands him back his hatchet]

[in jail Jack is trying to pick the lock with a bone]

Jack: Please... [hears footsteps and lies down]

Will: You, Sparrow!

Jack: Aye.

Will: You are familiar with that ship, the Black Pearl?

Jack: I’ve heard of it.

Will: Where does it make berth?

Jack: Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sail from the dreaded Isla de Muerta. It’s an island that cannot be found, except by those who already know where it is.

Will: The ship’s real enough, therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?

Jack: [studies his nails] Why ask me?

Will: Because you’re a pirate.

Jack: And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?

Will: Never! …They took Miss Swann.

Jack: Oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl, I see. Well, if you’re intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady’s heart, you’ll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me.

Will: I can get you out of here.

Jack: How’s that? The key’s run off.

Will: I helped build these cells. These are half-pin barrel hinges. [picks up a bench and places it at the bottom of the cell door] With the right leverage and a proper application of strength, the door will lift free.

Jack: What’s your name?

Will: Will Turner.

Jack: That would be short for ‘William’, I imagine. Good, strong name. No doubt, named for your father, aye?

Will: Yes.

Jack: Aha. Well, Mr Turner, I’ve changed me mind. [he stands up] If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?

Will: [they shake hands] Agreed!

Jack: Agreed! Get me out.

Will: [lifts the door free] Hurry, someone will have heard that.

Jack: [takes his effects] Not without my effects.

SCENE 10: Commandeering A Ship

[at the dock]

Will: We’re gonna steal a ship. That ship? [glances at the Dauntless, which is observed by Jack]

Jack: Commandeer. We’re gonna commandeer [points at the Interceptor] that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business boy, or there’s no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?

Will: I’d die for her.

Jack: Oh, good. No worries, then.

[they go to the Dauntless underwater, using overturned boat]

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.

Jack: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. [they board the Dauntless] Everyone stay calm, we are taking over the ship.

Will: Aye, avast! [the men laugh]

Gillette: This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You’ll never make it out of the bay.

Jack: [points his pistol at Gillette’s nose] Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Navy officer: [on the Interceptor, notices Gillette and his men in a small boat] Commodore!

Gillette: [waving and screaming from the boat] Sir, they’ve taken the Dauntless! Commodore! They’ve taken the ship. Sparrow and Turner, they’ve taken the Dauntless!

Norrington: [sees the two on board the ship through his telescope] Rash, Turner, too rash. That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I have ever seen.

Will: [notices the Interceptor set sail] Here they come.

Gillette: [to his crew, about the boat] Bring her around, bring her around!

Norrington: [he and his men board the Dauntless] Search every cabin, every hold, down to the bilges. [Jack and Will swing onto the Interceptor and sail away; Norrington notices this] Sailors, back to the Interceptor! Now!

Sailor: Quickly men! [they try to board the Interceptor but it’s too late]

Jack: Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way. We’d have had a hard time of it by ourselves.

Norrington: Set topsails and clear up this mess.

Navy officer: With the wind of course astern, we won’t catch them.

Norrington: I don’t need to catch them, just get them in range of the long nines.

Navy officer: Men, come about. Run out the guns! [to Norrington] We are to fire on our own ship, sir?

Norrington: I’d rather see her at the bottom of the ocean than in the hands of a pirate.

Sailor: Commodore, he’s disabled the rudder chain, sir!

Gillette: [the Interceptor bears down on his boat] Abandon ship! [they jump off just in time as the boat is broken up and sinks under the Interceptor]

Navy officer: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

Norrington: So it would seem.

SCENE 11: The Only Rules That Really Matter

[on the board of the Interceptor]

Will: [sharpening his sword] When I was a lad, living in England, my mother raised me by herself. After she died, I came out here, looking for my father.

Jack: Is that so?

Will: My father, Bill Turner... At the jail, it was only after you learned my name that you agreed to help. Since that’s what I wanted, I didn’t press the matter. I’m not a simpleton, Jack. You knew my father.

Jack: I knew him. Probably one of the few who knew him as William Turner. Everyone else just called him Bootstrap or Bootstrap Bill.

Will: Bootstrap?

Jack: Good man, good pirate. I swear, you look just like him.

Will: It’s not true. He was a merchant sailor, a good, respectable man who obeyed the law.

Jack: He was a bloody pirate, a scallywag.

Will: My father was not a pirate! [takes out his sword]

Jack: Put it away, son. It’s not worth you getting beat again.

Will: You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I’d kill you.

Jack: And that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it? [moves the helm so that the boom catches Will and swings him out over the sea] Now, as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example. I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies. Savvy? So… [swings him back on board and offers him his sword] can you sail under the command of a pirate or can you not?

Will: [takes the sword] Tortuga?

Jack: Tortuga.

SCENE 12: Tortuga

[on the island]

Jack: ...More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet, proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy? What do you think?

Will: It'll linger.

Jack: I’ll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. Scarlett! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. [sees another woman] Giselle!

Giselle: Who was she?!

Jack: What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.

Gibbs: [is sleeping in a pigsty, Jack throws a bucket of water at him] Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot! …Mother’s love! Jack! You should know better not to wake a man when he’s sleeping. It’s bad luck.

Jack: Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. [Will throws another bucket of water at him] Blast! I’m already awake!

Will: That was for the smell.

Jack: [they enter a tavern; to Will] Keep a sharp eye. [sits at a table with Gibbs]

Gibbs: Now, what’s the nature of this venture your’n?

Jack: I’m going after the Black Pearl. [Gibbs almost chokes on his drink] I know where it’s going to be and I’m gonna take it.

Gibbs: Jack, it’s a fool’s errand. Well, you know better than me the tales of the Black Pearl.

Jack: That’s why I know what Barbossa is up to. All I need is a crew.

Gibbs: What I hear tell of Captain Barbossa, he’s not a man to suffer fools nor strike a bargain with one.

Jack: Well, then, I say it’s a very good thing I’m not a fool then, aye?

Gibbs: Prove me wrong. What makes you think Barbossa will give up his ship to you?

Jack: Let’s just say it’s a matter of leverage, aye? [nods at Will who is accosted by people in a tavern]

Gibbs: The kid?

Jack: That is the child of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His only child. Savvy?

Gibbs: Is he now? Leverage, says you. I think I feel a change in the wind, says I. I’ll find us a crew. There’s bound to be some sailors on this rock crazy as you.

Jack: One can only hope. Take what you can! [toasts Gibbs]

Gibbs: [they clink their tankards] Give nothing back! [drain their drinks]

SCENE 13: The Curse of "The Black Pearl"

[on the Black Pearl, below deck]

Pintel: You'll be dining with the Captain. And he requests you wear this. [gives her a dress]

Elizabeth: Well, you may tell the Captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

Pintel: He said you’d say that. He also said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew… and you'll be naked. [she snatches the dress] Fine.

[in the captain’s cabin the food is laid out; Elizabeth eats daintily]

Barbossa: There’s no need to stand on ceremony, no call to impress anyone. You must be hungry. [Elizabeth breaks with table manners; he gives her a goblet with wine, looking ravenously at her] Try the wine. And the apples. [offers her one] One of those next.

Elizabeth: It’s poisoned.

Barbossa: There would be no sense to be killing you, Miss Turner.

Elizabeth: Then release me. You have your trinket, I’m of no further value to you.

Barbossa: [takes out the medallion] You don’t know what this is, do you?

Elizabeth: It’s a pirate medallion.

Barbossa: This is Aztec gold. One of 882 identical pieces they delivered in a stone chest to Cortés himself. Blood money paid to stem the slaughter he wreaked upon them with his armies. But the greed of Cortés was insatiable. So the heathen gods placed upon the gold… a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a single piece from that stone chest shall be punished for eternity.

Elizabeth: I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa.

Barbossa: Aye. That’s exactly what I thought when we were first told the tale. Buried on an island of the dead what cannot be found, except for those who know where it is. Find it, we did. There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took them all. We spent them and traded them and frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize – the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed we were but now… we are consumed by it. [Elizabeth takes a butter knife and hides it] There is one way we can end our curse. All the scattered pieces of the Aztec gold must be restored and the blood repaid. Thanks to ye we have the final piece.

Elizabeth: And the blood to be repaid?

Barbossa: That’s why there’s no sense to be killing you… yet. [offers her an apple] Apple? [Elizabeth attacks Barbossa] Arr… [she stabs him with the knife; he takes it out] I’m curious, after killing me what was it you planning on doing next? [she runs out and lands up amongst the pirates who turn out to be decaying skeletons] Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are. We are not among the living and so we cannot die. But neither are we dead. For too long I’ve been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing, not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. [walks out into the moonlight and reveals he is skeleton] You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one! [drinks a bottle of wine and it pours over his ribs; Elizabeth runs away to the cabin; the pirates laugh] What are ye looking at? Back to work!

Pirate: You heard the Captain. Back to work!

SCENE 14: Jack's Crew

[on a quayside of Tortuga]

Gibbs: Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast. Every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot.

Will: So this is your able-bodied crew?

Jack: You, sailor!

Gibbs: Cotton, sir.

Jack: Mr Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr Cotton! Answer me!

Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how.

Jack: Mr Cotton's parrot. Same question.

Parrot: Wind in your sails! Wind in your sails!

Gibbs: Mostly we figure that means ‘yes’.

Jack: Of course it does. [to Will] Satisfied?

Will: Well, you’ve proved they’re mad.

Anamaria: And what’s the benefit for us?

Jack: [comes over to the voice and takes off the sailor’s hat; sees a woman] Anamaria. [she slaps him]

Will: I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.

Jack: No, that one I deserved.

Anamaria: You stole my boat!

Jack: Actually… [she slaps him again] …borrowed, borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back.

Anamaria: But you didn’t!

Jack: You’ll get another one.

Anamaria: I will.

Will: A better one.

Jack: A better one!

Will: That one. [points at the Interceptor]

Jack: What one? That one?! …Aye! That one. What say you?

Anamaria: Aye!

Crew: Aye!

Parrot: Anchor’s aweigh!

Gibbs: No, no, no, no, no! It’s frightful bad luck to bring a woman aboard, sir.

Jack: [looks up the sky] It’ll be far worse not to, have her.

SCENE 15: Storm

[a storm breaks upon the Interceptor at sea]

Will: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work?

Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn’t point north but we’re not trying to find north, are we? [to Jack] We should drop canvas, sir.

Jack: She can hold a bit longer.

Gibbs: What’s in your head as puts you in such a fine mood, Captain?

Jack: We’re catching up.

SCENE 16: The Story of Jack Sparrow

[on the Black Pearl]

Pintel: Time to go, Poppet. [Barbossa latches the medallion around Elizabeth’s neck and the all sail to the cave]

[on the Interceptor; they enter a graveyard of ships]

Parrot: Dead men tell no tales.

Gibbs: [the whole crew is looking at the wrecks strewn everywhere in the water] Puts a chill in the bones, how many honest sailors have been claimed by this passage.

Will: [watches as Jack closes the compass when Cotton stares at him too much] How is it that Jack came by that compass?

Gibbs: Not a lot is known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta. That was before I’d met him. That when he was captain of the Black Pearl.

Will: What? He failed to mention that.

Gibbs: Well, he plays things close to the vest now. And a hard-learned lesson it was. See three days out on the venture the first mate comes to him and says ‘Everything’s an equal share as should be the location of the treasure, too’. So Jack gives up the bearings. That night, there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he’d gone mad with the heat.

Will: Ah. So that's the reason for all the… [takes Jack off]

Gibbs: Reason's got nothing to do with it. Now Will, when a pirate is marooned he’s a given a pistol with a single shot, one shot. Well, that won't do much good hunting nor to be rescued. But after three weeks of starving belly and thirst that pistol starts to look real friendly. But Jack, he escaped the island. He still has that single shot. Oh, he won't use it though, save for one man. His mutinous first mate.

Will: Barbossa.

Gibbs: Aye.

Will: How did Jack get off the island?

Gibbs: Well, I’ll tell ye. He waded out into the shallows and he waited there three days and three nights till all manner of sea creatures came acclimated to his presence. Then on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed them together and made a raft.

Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles?

Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles.

Will: What did he use for rope?

Jack: [Jack comes up] Human hair. From my back. [to the crew] Let go the anchor!

Crew: Lower the anchor line!

Jack: Young Mr Turner and I are to go ashore.

Gibbs: Captain! What if the worst should happen?

Jack: Keep to the Code.

Gibbs: Aye, the Code.

SCENE 17: Blood Ritual

[in the cave on Isla de Muerta]

Pintel: Ten years of hoarding swag.

Ragetti: Now we finally get to spend it. [they empty a trunk and it turns out to be full of ladies’ clothes; they both pick up parasols]

Pintel: Once we’re quit of the curse we’ll be rich men. And you can buy an eye that actually fits and is made of glass.

Ragetti: This one does splinter something terrible. [rubs it]

Pintel: Stop rubbing it. [Bo’sun walks by and rolls his eyes at them]

[in the boat]

Will: [sees a skull] What Code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?

Jack: Pirates’ Code. Any man who falls behind is left behind.

Will: No heroes amongst thieves, eh?

Jack: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga… [they both look at the gold on the bottom of the river] …and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.

Will: That’s not true. I’m not obsessed with treasure.

Jack: [glances at the gathering which includes Elizabeth] Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Barbossa: Gentlemen, the time has come! Our salvation is nigh! Our torment is near an end.

Will: Elizabeth!

Barbossa: For ten years we’ve been tested and tried and each man (?) here has proved his mettle a hundred times over and a hundred times again!

Crew: Yeah!

Ragetti: Suffered I have.

Barbossa: Punished we were. The lot of us – disproportionate to our crime. Here it is! [throws off the lid of the chest] The cursed treasure of Cortés himself. Every last piece that went astray we have returned… save for this. [points at the medallion on Elizabeth’s neck]

Will: [jumps up, ready to rescue Elizabeth] Jack!

Jack: [pulls him down] Not yet. We wait for the opportune moment.

Will: When’s that? When it’s of greatest profit to you?

Jack: May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favour, I know it’s difficult for you but please, stay here and try not to do anything stupid.

Barbossa: And who among us has paid the blood sacrifice owed to the heathen gods?

Pirates: Us!

Barbossa: And whose blood must yet be paid?

Pirates: Hers!

Barbossa: You know the first thing I’m going to do after the curse is lifted? Eat a whole bushel of apples. [takes up the knife] Begun by blood, by blood undone.

Will: [hits Jack with oar] Sorry, Jack, I’m not going to be your leverage.

Elizabeth: [Barbossa cuts her palm] That’s it?

Barbossa: Waste not. [drops the medallion; there is an anticipation to see if it worked]

Koehler: Did it work?

Ragetti: I don’t feel no different.

Pintel: How do we tell? [Barbossa shoots him]

Koehler: You’re not dead.

Pintel: No… [points at Barbossa] He shot me!

Ragetti: It didn’t work.

Twigg: The curse it still upon us!

Barbossa: You, maid! Your father, what was his name? Was your father William Turner?

Elizabeth: No.

Barbossa: Where’s his child? The child that sailed from England eight years ago, the child in whose veins flows the blood of William Turner. Where? [slaps her]

Bo’sun: You two. You brought us the wrong person!

Pintel: No! She had the medallion, she’s the proper age.

Ragetti: She said her name was Turner, you have heard her! [Will motions Elizabeth to follow him; she takes the medallion with her] I think she lied to us.

Twigg: [to Barbossa] You brought us here for nothing.

Crew: Yeah!

Barbossa: I won’t take question and no second guesses, not from the likes of you, Master Twigg.

Koehler: Who’s to blame him? Every decision you’ve made led us from bad to worse.

Mallot: It was you who sent Bootstrap to the depths!

Crew: Yeah!

Bo’sun: And it’s you who brought us here in the first place.

Crew: Yeah!

Barbossa: If any coward here dare challenge me, let him speak! Hmm?

Koehler: I say, we cut her throat and spill all her blood. Just in case.

Crew: Yeah!

Barbossa: [sees the monkey pointing] The medallion! She’s taken it! Get after her, you feckless pack of ingrates!

Pirates: Where are the oars? There’s no oars!

Bo’sun: The oars have gone missing. Find them!

Pintel: [spots Jack] You! You’re supposed to be dead!

Jack: Am I not? [looks down on himself] Hmm. [notices pistols pointed at him] Pearly! …Pearl-lay-lee-loose, …palely, …parsnip, …parsley, …par… partner, partner…

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack: That’s the one! Parley! Parley!

Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parley.

Jack: That would be the French.

SCENE 18: Gibbs' Dilemma

[Elizabeth and Will board the Interceptor]

Elizabeth: No more pirates.

Gibbs: Welcome aboard, Miss Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: Mr Gibbs?

Gibbs: [to Will] Hey, boy! Where be Jack?

Elizabeth: Jack? Jack Sparrow?

Will: He fell behind. [leads Elizabeth away]

Gibbs: Keep to the Code.

Anamaria: Weigh anchor! Hoist the sails! Split-quick, you dibbies.

[in the cave]

Barbossa: How, the blazes, did you get off that island?

Jack: When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land you forgot one very important thing, mate… I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

Barbossa: Ah, well, I won’t be making that mistake again. Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow?

Crew: Yeah!

Barbossa: Kill him! [the pirates all point their weapons at Jack]

Jack: The girl’s blood didn’t work, did it?

Barbossa: Hold your fire! [the pirates reluctantly lower their weapons] You know whose blood we need.

Jack: I know whose blood you need.

SCENE 19: The Medallion

[in the cabin of the Interceptor]

Elizabeth: [trying to bandage her palm] What sort of a man trades a man’s life for a ship?

Will: A pirate. Here, let me. [puts on bandages]

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Will: You said you gave Barbossa my name as yours. Why?

Elizabeth: I don’t know. [winces and pulls away]

Will: I’m sorry. Blacksmith’s hands. I know they’re rough.

Elizabeth: No… I mean yes, they are, but… but don’t stop.

Will: Elizabeth… [is about to kiss her]

Elizabeth: [takes out medallion] It’s yours.

Will: I thought I’d lost it the day they rescued me. It was a gift from my father. He sent it to me. Why did you take it?

Elizabeth: Because I was afraid that you were a pirate. That would’ve been awful.

Will: It wasn’t your blood they needed. It was my father’s blood. My blood. The blood of a pirate.

Elizabeth: I’m so sorry, please forgive me. [Will slams down the medallion on the table and she leaves]

SCENE 20: Jack Sparrow vs Barbossa

[in the Captain’s cabin of the Black Pearl]

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?

Jack: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it’s the one I need.

Jack: [choosing an apple from a dish] Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. [bites into an apple] Funny old world, isn’t it? [offers him the apple]

Bo’sun: [enters] Captain, we’re coming up on the Interceptor. [Barbossa goes topside]

Jack: [runs out after Barbossa and stands in front of his telescope, blocking the view of the Interceptor] I’m having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce, I scurry over to the Interceptor and I negotiate the return of your medallion, aye? What say you to that?

Barbossa: Now you see, Jack, that’s exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl. People are easier to search when they’re dead. [to Bo’sun] Lock him in the brig. [throws away Jack’s apple]

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SCENE 21: The Black Pearl vs Interceptor

[on the Interceptor]

Gibbs: Hands aloft to loose the gallants! With this wind that’s astern she’ll carry every sail we’ve got.

Elizabeth: [sees the crew running around] What’s happening?

Anamaria: The Black Pearl. She’s gaining on us.

Elizabeth: [looks out at the Pearl; about the Interceptor] This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.

Anamaria: You can tell them that after they’ve caught us.

Elizabeth: We’re shallow on the draft, right?

Anamaria: Aye.

Elizabeth: Well, then can't we lose them amongst those shoals?

Gibbs: We don’t have to outrun them long, just long enough.

Anamaria: Lighten the ship! Stem to stern.

Gibbs: Anything we can afford to lose. See that it’s lost!

[on the Black Pearl]

Jack: [is locked in the brig by Bo’sun; he is sloshing in the water] Apparently there’s a leak.

Barbossa: Haul on the main brace! Make ready the guns! And run out the sweeps. [the cannons are rolled out and the Jolly Roger is hoisted up]

[on the Interceptor]

Will: [looks out at the Black Pearl and sees the oars; stops a cannon from being thrown off] We’re gonna need that.

Anamaria: [sees the Black Pearl still closing in] It was a good plan, up till now.

Will: Gibbs! We have to make a stand. We must fight! Load the guns!

Anamaria: With what?

Will: Anything. Everything! Anything we have left.

Gibbs: Load the guns! Case shot and langrage. Nails and crushed glass! With a will! [they stuff cutlery and other assorted items into the cannons including Gibbs’s canteen] The Pearl is going to luff up on our port quarter. She’ll rake us without ever presenting a target.

Elizabeth: Lower the anchor on the right side. On the starboard side!

Will: So it has the element of surprise.

Anamaria: You’re daft, lady! You both are!

Gibbs: Daft like Jack! Lower the starboard anchor! Do it, you gobs, or it’s you we’ll load into the cannons! [the anchor is lowered]

Elizabeth: [to Anamaria] Let go! [she lets go of the helm and the ship swings about]

[on the Black Pearl]

Barbossa: [sees the Interceptor swinging about] They're club-hauling! Hard a port. Rack the starboard oars.

Bo’sun: Hard a port! [the oars are inserted]

[on the Interceptor]

Will: [to Gibbs] Keep her steady (?). [to the crew] Now!

Barbossa: Fire!

Elizabeth: Fire all! [the ships exchange cannon fire]

Jack: [on the Black Pearl a whole is blown in the hull] Stop blowing holes in my ship! [finds Gibbs’s canteen; notices that the shot from the cannon destroyed the lock on the door and leaves the cell]

[on the Interceptor]

Gibbs: We could think of a few more ideas, lass.

Elizabeth: Your turn.

Gibbs: We need us a devil’s dowry.

Anamaria: We’ll give them her. [points her pistol at Elizabeth]

Will: She’s not what they’re after.

Elizabeth: [notices that medallion is not at her neck] The medallion. [Will goes to search for it below]

[on the Black Pearl]

Barbossa: Strike your colours, you bloomin’ cockroaches. Hands grapnels at the ready. Prepare to board! [Ragetti and Pintel fire a shot that severs the mast and it falls over; grapple hooks are thrown as pirates board the Interceptor] Pistols and cutlasses, men! Koehler and Twigg to the powder magazine. And the rest of you bring me the medallion! [pirates board the Interceptor]

Will: [is trapped below deck of Interceptor when the mast falls] Hey! Hey! Below!

Jack: [takes a rope from a pirate] Thanks very much. [swings onto the Interceptor]

Gibbs: Jack!

Jack: [hands him canteen] Bloody empty. [helps Elizabeth; to a pirate who attacks her] That’s not very nice. [to Elizabeth] Where is the medallion?

Elizabeth: Wretch! [is about to slap him]

Jack: [catches her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?

Elizabeth: Will… [sees him under a grate] Will!

Will: Elizabeth!

Jack: [sees monkey with medallion] Monkey! [runs after it]

Elizabeth: I can’t move it. [is dragged away]

Will: Elizabeth!

Barbossa: [gets medallion from monkey] Thank you, Jack.

Jack: You’re welcome.

Barbossa: Not you. We named the monkey Jack. Gents, our hope is restored! [the pirates ignite the powder leading to the collection of powder kegs while Will struggles to escape the cabin that is full of water]

SCENE 22: Will Turner vs Barbossa

[on the Black Pearl]

Pintel: [to Jack’s crew] Any of you so much as thinks the word ‘parley’, I’ll have your guts for garters.

Elizabeth: [the Interceptor is blown up] Will… [attacks Barbossa] You godless pirate!

Barbossa: Welcome back, Miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time. It holds fair now you return the favour. [pushes her to the crew]

Will: [leaps up on deck] Barbossa!

Elizabeth: Will.

Will: She goes free! [points pistol at Barbossa]

Barbossa: What’s in your head, boy?

Will: She goes free.

Barbossa: You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die.

Jack: [to Will] Don’t do anything stupid.

Will: You can’t, I can. [points gun at himself]

Jack: Like that.

Barbossa: Who are you?

Jack: [to Barbossa] No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.

Will: My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.

Ragetti: He’s a spitting image of old Bootstrap Bill, come back to haunt us.

Will: On my word, do as I say or I’ll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones’ Locker.

Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr Turner.

Will: Elizabeth goes free.

Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?

Will: [sees Jack point at himself] And the crew, the crew are not to be harmed.

Barbossa: Agreed.

Pirates: [to Elizabeth] Go on! Walk the plank!

Will: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she’d go free!

Barbossa: Don’t dare impugn me honour, boy. I agreed she’d go free but it was you who failed to specify when or where. [Will is gagged] Though, it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don’t it, lads?

Pirates: Aye.

Barbossa: [to Elizabeth] So, I’ll be having that dress back before you go.

Jack: [to Koehler] I always liked you.

Elizabeth: Goes with your black heart. [throws Barbossa the dress]

Barbossa: [presses it to his face] Ooh, it’s still warm.

Pintel: [to Elizabeth] Off you go! Come on!

Bo’sun: Too long! [shakes plank and Elizabeth falls in]

Jack: [is dragged up to the plank] I’d really rather hoped we were past all this.

Barbossa: Jack… Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same little island that we made you governor of on our last little trip. [points out the distant island]

Jack: I did notice.

Barbossa: Perhaps you’ll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it. [unsheathes his sword and brandishes it at Jack’s throat] Off you go.

Jack: Last time you left me a pistol with one shot.

Barbossa: By the powers, you’re right. Were be Jack’s pistol? Bring it forward. [the pistol is brought]

Jack: Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.

Barbossa: It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself. [throws the pistol into the sea; Jack jumps in after it and recovers it]

SCENE 23: Jack & Elizabeth on Desert Island

Jack: [wades out onto the beach shaking off the ropes that bound his wrists; looks back at the Pearl] That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship. [dries his pistol and the one shot; Elizabeth walks around the island and sees her own footprints in front of her sooner than she expected] It’s really not all that big, is it?

Elizabeth: If you’re going to shoot me, please, do it so without delay.

Jack: Is there any problem between us, Miss Swann?

Elizabeth: You were going to tell Barbossa about Will in exchange for a ship!

Jack: We could use a ship! The fact is I was going not to tell Barbossa about bloody Will in exchange for a ship because as long as he didn’t know about a bloody Will, I’d got something to bargain with which now no one has – thanks to bloody stupid Will.

Elizabeth: Oh!

Jack: Oh.

Elizabeth: He still risk his life to save us.

Jack: Ah!

Elizabeth: So, we have to do something to rescue him.

Jack: Off you go, then! Let me know how it turns out.

Elizabeth: [follows Jack as he walks] But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.

Jack: To what point and purpose, young Missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice, unlikely, young Mr Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.

Elizabeth: [follows Jack as he knocks on a tree trunk then takes several steps and jumps up and down a few times] But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not? How did you escape last time?

Jack: Last time… I was here a grand total of three days, alright? Last time [opens a secret cellar door] the rumrunners used this island as a cache. Came by and I was able to barter a passage off. From the looks of things, they’ve long been out of business. You probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. [climbs out with two bottles of rum in his hands]

Elizabeth: So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!

Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Elizabeth: [follows Jack as he goes back to a beach] So, is there any truth in the other stories?

Jack: Truth? [uncovers his scars] No truth at all. [sits down] We’ll stay about month, maybe more. Keep a weather eye out for passing ships and our chances will (?) up. [drinks a drop of rum]

Elizabeth: And what about Will? We have to do something.

Jack: You’re absolutely right. [makes a bottle rolling to Elizabeth’s feet] (?) luck to you, Will Turner!

Elizabeth: [sits down beside Jack and opens a bottle] Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Jack: What was that, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: It’s Miss Swann. Nothing. This is the song I liked as a child when I actually thought it would be exciting to meet a pirate.

Jack: Sing it.

Elizabeth: No.

Jack: Come on, we have got a time! Sing it.

Elizabeth: No! I would have a lot much drink.

Jack: How much more?

Elizabeth & Jack: [singing and dancing around a fire] We're devils, we’re black sheep, we’re really bad eggs. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...

Jack: I love this song! Really bad eggs! Woo... [falls] When I get the Pearl back I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew and we’ll sing it all the time!

Elizabeth: And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main.

Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, love. The entire ocean, the entire world. Wherever we want to go, we go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails – that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom.

Elizabeth: Jack, it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island.

Jack: Oh, yes. [puts his arm around her shoulder] But the company is infinitely better than last time. And the scenery has definitely improved.

Elizabeth: Mr Sparrow!

Jack: Mmm?

Elizabeth: I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

Jack: I know exactly what you mean, love. [curls his moustache]

Elizabeth: [toasts] To freedom.

Jack: To the Black Pearl. [drinks and loses consciousness; wakes in the morning to the smell of smoke; sees a lot of palm-trees burning and runs to Elizabeth] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it?

Jack: But why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: [she sits to stare at the horizon] Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two. Keep a weather eye open and you will see white sails on that horizon.

Jack: [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back; stalks off, imitates Elizabeth] ‘Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must’ve been terrible for you…’ Well it bloody is now! [spots the Dauntless] There’ll be no living with her after this.

SCENE 24: Dauntless Goes to Will's Rescue

[on the Dauntless]

Elizabeth: But we’ve got to save Will.

Governor: No. You’re safe now. We will return to Port Royal immediately, not go gallivanting after pirates!

Elizabeth: Then we condemn him to death.

Governor: The boy’s fate is regrettable but then so is his decision to engage in piracy.

Elizabeth: To rescue me, to prevent anything from happening to me.

Jack: [to Norrington] If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion, the Pearl was listing near to scuppers after the battle. It’s very unlikely she’ll be able to make good time. Think about it – the Black Pearl, the last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate. How can you pass that up?

Norrington: By remembering that I serve others, Mr Sparrow, not only myself.

Elizabeth: Commodore, I beg you, please, do this. For me… as a wedding gift.

Governor: Elizabeth! Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?

Elizabeth: I am.

Jack: A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around! [extends his arms] I know – ‘clap him in irons’, right?

Norrington: Mr Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the rest of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase ‘silent as the grave’. Do I make myself clear?

Jack: Inescapably clear.

SCENE 25: The Story of "Bootstrap" Bill

[in the brig of the Black Pearl; Pintel and Ragetti are swabbing the floor]

Parrot: Shiver me timbers.

Gibbs: Cotton here says you missed a bit.

Will: [to Pintel] You knew William Turner.

Pintel: Old Bootstrap Bill… we knew him. Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow, the mutiny and all. He said it wasn’t right with the Code. That’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you, as it were. He said we deserved to be cursed… and remain cursed.

Ragetti: Stupid blighter.

Gibbs: Good man.

Pintel: But, as you can imagine, that didn’t sit too well with the Captain.

Ragetti: That didn’t sit too well with the Captain at all. Tell him what Barbossa did.

Pintel: I’m telling the story! So, what the Captain did, he strapped a cannon to Bootstrap’s bootstraps.

Ragetti: Bootstrap’s bootstraps…

Pintel: The last we saw of old Bill Turner he was sinking into the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse.

Ragetti: That’s what you call ironic.

Barbossa: [comes down and throws the key to Will’s cell to Pintel] Bring him!

SCENE 26: Peas in a Pod

[on the Dauntless, floating through a graveyard of ships]

Elizabeth: You didn’t tell him about the curse.

Jack: I know, it’s neither that you, for the same reason, I imagine.

Elizabeth: He wouldn’t (?) risk then.

Jack: Couldn’t you got him drunk?… Don’t give me wrong, love. I admire a person who is willing to do whatever is necessary.

Elizabeth: You are smart man, Jack. But I don’t entirely trust you.

Jack: Peas in a pod, darling.

Norrington: With me, Sparrow.

SCENE 27: Jack's Plan

[in a boat, outside the cave]

Norrington: I don’t care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the cave could turn to an ambush.

Jack: Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out in their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the breaches out of them with your little cannons, aye? [puts an arm on Norrington’s shoulder] What do you have to lose?

Norrington: [peels off the arm] Nothing I’d lament being rid of.

Jack: Now, to be quite honest with you, there’s still a slight risk to those aboard the Dauntless which includes the future Mrs Commodore.

[on the Dauntless]

Gillette: [pulling Elizabeth along with another soldier] Sorry, but it’s for your own safety.

Elizabeth: I don't care what the Commodore ordered. I have to tell him! The pirates are cursed! They can’t be killed!

Gillette: Don’t worry, Miss. He’s already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. [shuts the doors]

Elizabeth: This is Jack Sparrow’s doing! [she is locked in]

[Jack rows into the cave]

Pintel: [in the cave on the way to the Aztec gold; to Will] No reason to fret, it’s just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.

Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all!

Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret.

Jack: [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon.

Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will ’s throat] Begun by blood…

Jack: Excuse me.

Barbossa: …by blood un…

Will: Jack!

Barbossa: It’s not possible.

Jack: Not probable.

Will: Where’s Elizabeth?

Jack: She is safe, just like I promised. She is all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Barbossa: Shut up! You’re next! [leans in to slit Will’s throat again]

Jack: You don’t want to be doing that, mate.

Barbossa: No, I really think I do.

Jack: Your funeral.

Barbossa: Why don’t I want to be doing it?

Jack: Well, because… [pushed a Bo’sun’s arm off his shoulder] …because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshore… waiting for you.

[in the boats]

Murtogg: What are we doing here?

Mullroy: Pirates come out, unprepared and unawares, we catch’em in a crossfire, send’em down to see Old Hob.

Murtogg: I know why we’re here. I meant, why aren’t we doing what it was… what Mr Sparrow said we should do. With the cannons and all.

Norrington: Because it was Mr Sparrow who said it.

Murtogg: You think he wasn’t telling the truth?

[in the cave]

Jack: Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless, they do what they do best. Robert’s your Uncle Fanny’s your Aunt, there you are with two ships – the makings of your very own fleet. ‘Course you’ll take the grandest as your flagship and who’s to argue? But what of the Pearl ? Name me captain, I’ll sail under your colours and give you ten percent of me plunder and you get to introduce yourself as… Commodore Barbossa. Savvy?

Barbossa: And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.

Jack: No, no, no! Not at all. By all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. [looks into Will’s eyes] Wait to lift the curse until the opportune moment. [looks again at Barbossa] For instance, [picks up a few medallions] after you’ve killed Norrington’s men… [throws them back as he is speaking] …every… last… one. [pockets one and nobody, except Will, notices this]

Will: You’ve been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name.

Jack: Yeah.

Barbossa: I want fifty percent of your plunder.

Jack: Fifteen.

Barbossa: Forty.

Jack: Twenty five. And I’ll buy you the hat. A really big one, …Commodore.

Barbossa: We have an accord. [they shake hands]

Jack: All hands to the boats! [sees Barbossa look at him askance] Apologies, you give the orders.

Barbossa: Gents… take a walk! [the pirates walk away]

Jack: Not to the boats? [the pirates walk on the sea’s floor to the Dauntless, the moonlight revealing their skeletal form]

SCENE 28: The Black Pearl Crew vs Royal Navy

[outside the cave]

Norrington: [sees women in a boat] Hold fire.

Ragetti: [dressed in a dress and holding a parasol] This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. Except they were in a horse instead of dresses. Wooden horse. [while they’re distracting the soldiers, the pirates are boarding the Dauntless]

[on the Dauntless]

Governor: [to guard] A moment, please. Elizabeth? I just want you to know I… I believe you made a very good decision today. Couldn’t be more proud of you. [while he talks she throws down a makeshift rope] But you know, even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision.

Sailor: [spots boat with two women] Lieutenant. [Gillette looks at them through the telescope]

Ragetti: Yoo hoo!

Governor: Elizabeth? Are you there? Elizabeth, are you even listening to me? [she climbs out into a boat and rows to the Black Pearl as he enters and sees makeshift rope] Oh, what have you done?

[on the Dauntless the pirates kill the soldiers unawares]

Ragetti: Ooh!

Pintel: Stop that! I already feel like a fool.

Ragetti: You look nice, though.

Pintel: I look nice?! [grabs Ragetti by the throat and they are revealed; the soldiers on board spot the invading pirates and they fight; Governor Swann hides in the cabin]

[in the cave Jack examines the treasure]

Barbossa: I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you’re a hard man to predict.

Jack: Me am dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly… stupid. [unsheathes a pirate’s sword, throws it to Will and they start fighting with the pirates]

Barbossa: [to Jack] You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

[Elizabeth boards the Black Pearl; the monkey tries to frighten her but is unsuccessful]

Grapple: Right.

Mallot: What would you pick to eat first? I think we should decide now. Just so we’re ready when the time comes.

Grapple & Mallot: [hear monkey falls on cannon] What was that? [notice the monkey, look up and hear Elizabeth; go upstairs]

[Elizabeth goes downstairs below deck]

Gibbs: [down in the cell] Shh... [sees Elizabeth] Miss Elizabeth!

[Ragetti and Pintel board the Dauntless and load the cannons]

Norrington: [hears bell tolling] Make for the ship! Move!

Soldier: To the ship!

Norrington: Row, men! [the pirates fire cannons at the approaching boats]

[the pirates notice Governor and break the door-panes to attack him; they take his wig so he breaks one of the skeletal arms to regain it]

[in the cave Jack still fights with Barbossa]

Barbossa: You can’t beat me Jack. [Jack impales him, Barbossa sighs and, taking out the sword, impales Jack]

Jack: [staggers into the moonlight and reveals a skeleton; studies his hand] That’s interesting. [Barbossa looks at him in disbelief so he reveals the medallion] Couldn’t resist, mate. [takes out the sword to continue fight]

[the pirates are still firing at the soldiers in the boats; Governor fights with a severed arm; in the cave Barbossa and Jack continue their duel]

Jack: [running in front of Will] Sorry!

Barbossa: So, what now, Jack Sparrow ? Will it to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Jack: Or you could surrender.

Barbossa: Arr.. [laughs and runs after Jack]

[on the deck of the Black Pearl Grapple and Mallot are looking round as dinghy thrown both guards into the sea]

Elizabeth: [runs out on the deck with Jack’s crew] All of you with me. Will is in that cave and we must save him. Ready? And… heave! [notices that they are in no hurry to help her] Please, I need your help, come on!

Parrot: Any port in a storm.

Gibbs: Cotton’s right. We’ve got the Pearl.

Elizabeth: But what about Jack, you’re just gonna leave him?

Sailor: Jack owes us a ship.

Gibbs: And there’s the Code to consider.

Elizabeth: The Code? You’re pirates! Hang the Code and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines anyway! [rowing the boat alone to the cave] Bloody pirates.

[on the board of the Dauntless]

Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that? [points to the Black Pearl that is sailing away]

Pintel: They’re stealing our ship!

Ragetti: Bloody pirates!

Norrington: [reaches the Dauntless] Boarders away!

Pintel: Come on! Aaah!

Ragetti: [is knocked on the head and his wooden eye pops out] Ah, me eye! [crawls after it]

Murtogg & Mullroy: [boarding the Dauntless] Aaah!

SCENE 29: One Shot Saved For Barbossa

[in the cave]

Jacoby: [throws a hand-grenade and Will falls over] I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.

Elizabeth: [enters] You like pain? [knocks the pirate with heavy staff] Try wearing a corset. [helps Will up and sees Jack as a skeleton] Whose side is Jack on?

Will: At the moment? [they string three pirates together, stick a grenade into the middle of one and push them out of the moonlight]

Jacoby: No fair! [they explode]

[Jack notices Will climbing to the Aztec gold, cuts his hand and bleeds on medallion, tosses it to Will and shoots Barbossa while he’s distracted]

Barbossa: Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.

Will: He didn’t waste it. [drops both medallions into the chest]

Barbossa: [drops his sword and looks at the blood spreading from his wound] I feel… cold. [falls dead, an apple rolling from his hand; the curse is lifted]

[on the Dauntless all the crew realize the curse has been lifted and surrender]

Pintel: Parlay?

Norrington: The ship is ours, gentlemen.

Soldiers: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! [the Governor joins them]

[in the cave]

Elizabeth: We should return to the Dauntless.

Will: Your fiancé will be wanting to know you’re safe. [Elizabeth turns away]

Jack: [swaggers over to Will] If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it. Now if you be so kind, I’d be much obliged if you’d drop me off at my ship.

[Will rowing them in a boat to the Dauntless]

Elizabeth: I’m sorry, Jack.

Jack: They done what’s right by them. Can’t expect more than that.

SCENE 30: Execution

[at the fort in Port Royal, the drums sound]

Official: [reading a proclamation] Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have been…

Jack: [standing on the gallows] Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.

Official: …for your willful commission of crimes against the Crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most egregious of these to be cited herewith: piracy, smuggling…

Elizabeth: [standing with her father and her future husband] This is wrong.

Governor: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law. As are we all.

Official: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England…

Jack: [smiling] Oh, yeah.

Official: …sailing under false colours, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, [Cotton’s parrot sits on the top of flag and defecates on Mullroy’s shoulder] brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation and general lawlessness. [Will notices Cotton’s parrot and walks through the crowd] And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be on this day hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.

Will: Governor Swann. Commodore. Elizabeth. I should have told you every day from the moment I met you… I love you. [walks away towards the gallows; the noose is put around Jack’s neck; Elizabeth notices Cotton’s parrot]

Man: [to Will] Hoi! Watch yourself!

Norrington: Marines!

Elizabeth: Can’t breathe. [falls backward]

Governor: Elizabeth. [he and the Commodore help her]

Will: Move! [throws sword as Jack falls through; the sword sticks in the wood and Jack has a foothold]

Soldier: You men! Quickly!

Norrington: Move!

Man: Come on!

[Will fights to the gallows and there cuts Jack free; they fight all the way up to the battlements where they are cornered by Norrington’s men]

Norrington: [to Will] I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill-conceived escape attempt, but not from you.

Governor: On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency. And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He’s a pirate!

Will: And a good man. [Jack points to himself proudly] If all I have achieved there is that the hangman will earn two pairs of boots instead of one, so be it. At least my conscience will be clear.

Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.

Will: It’s right here, between you and Jack.

Elizabeth: [stands next to Will] As is mine.

Governor: Elizabeth! [to soldiers] Lower your weapons. For goodness’ sake, put them down! [the weapons are lowered]

Norrington: So this is where your heart truly lies, then?

Elizabeth: It is.

Jack: [notices the parrot] Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically… [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. [to Elizabeth] Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. [to Will] Will! Nice hat. [to everyone assembled] Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that… [falls over battlement]

Gillette: Idiot. He’s nowhere to go but back to the noose.

Sentry: [points at the horizon] Sail ho!

Gillette: What’s your plan of action? Sir?

Governor Swann: Perhaps on the rare occasion pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy, piracy itself can be the right course?

Norrington: Mr Turner!

Will: [to Elizabeth] I will accept the consequences of my actions.

Norrington: [unsheathes his sword] This is a beautiful sword. I would expect the man who made it to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life.

Will: Thank you.

Gillette: Commodore! What about Sparrow?

Norrington: [walking away] Oh, I think we can afford to give him one day’s head start.

Governor: So, this is the path you’ve chosen, is it? After all… he‘s a blacksmith.

Elizabeth: No. [takes off Will’s hat] He’s a pirate. [the Governor walks away; Elizabeth and Will kiss]

Jack: [is heaved on board of the Black Pearl] Thought you were supposed to keep to the Code.

Gibbs: We figured they were more actual… guidelines. [helps Jack up]

Jack: [Cotton hands him his hat] Thank you.

Anamaria: Captain Sparrow… [puts his coat around his shoulders] the Black Pearl is yours.

Jack: [walks over to the helm and looks around fondly; realizes that he gets carried away] On deck, you scabrous dogs! Hands to braces! Let go and haul to run free! Now... bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] …and really bad eggs. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

THE END

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